I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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