Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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