Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
