just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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