And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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