I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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