I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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