this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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