Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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