I forgot how hot balto sounded
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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