using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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