the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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