Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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