Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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