The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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