Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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