is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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