He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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