Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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