All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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