She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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