We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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