i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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