we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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