Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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