I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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