Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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