To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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