think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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