Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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