Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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