I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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