Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Randomize
