butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
cat food counts as protein by the way
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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