But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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