She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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