let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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