shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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