4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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