another moral hangover. fuck.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Randomize
