my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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