True but thats because hes a fetus.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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