the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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