i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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