is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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