You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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