He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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