GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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