yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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