M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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