We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I look better un-naked...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
