everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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