My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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