You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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