One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Is it penis luge time yet?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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